God went on vacation,
And left Satan in charge down here.
Satan stepped out to the market,
And stopped off to have a beer.
The plants and animals were fine,
Until the two deities chose to flee.
Evolution got out of control,
And humanity came to be.
The planet now has to endure,
The deeds of humanity.
The plants and animals must wander,
Where the hell the two Big Shots must be!!!