A Man Named Ted

Folks, let me tell you about a man named Ted,
The poor Republican, has gone and lost his head.
Heard some rumor bout an invasion by the Feds!
And that’s what’s botherin’ our crazy, looney Ted!!!

“Exercise”,
“So they say!!”
“CONSPIRACY!!!”

Well, the first thing you know,
The Right Wing all GOT SCARED!!!
The Governor told The Guard:
“Git your butts out there”!!!!

“And if you lack the troops,
Go find any local Church!
Be plenty armed Christians there,
That’ll help defend our turf!!!

Texas that is!
Lone Star State!!
Once a REPUBLIC!!!

THE TEXAS CONSPIRACY THEORISTS!!!

(Ya’ll stay out of Texas now;
Ya heauh????)

Dave Henderson
Denison, Texas

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